09 June, 2010

Rich Victorian Cunts

"I so tire of traveling the world in a dirigible."
"Let's just drink a litre of laudanum instead."
"But, Tess, it isn't even nine in the morning yet."
"It must be somewhere."
"Oh, Tess, it is times like this I am glad I don't have consumption."

Excerpt from Rich Victorian Cunts. Publication date 1885. Care of Haughty Poltroon Weekly Gazette.