"I so tire of traveling the world in a dirigible." "Let's just drink a litre of laudanum instead." "But, Tess, it isn't even nine in the morning yet." "It must be somewhere." "Oh, Tess, it is times like this I am glad I don't have consumption."
Excerpt from Rich Victorian Cunts. Publication date 1885. Care of Haughty Poltroon Weekly Gazette.