This is why I was late for work today.
They're going on The List.
I'd also like to point out the complete lack of LAPD's internationally famous brand of police brutality. I mean, if there were ever a time to use it, it would have been there. You can do many things in LA that you can't do anywhere else on Earth, but one of the immutable rules around here is that you do not fuck with our traffic. It just isn't done.