09 October, 2010

Hey, Bart, Just Thought You'd Like to See My Chainsaw and Hockey Mask!

The main reason I want to have kids is to basically have someone I can fuck with on a 24 hour basis and they don't have the option to leave the house. I guess that this is probably a contributing factor as to why I'm single right now. But that's neither here, nor there. This, though, this is fucking awesome, even though I'm a tad bit skeptical about the dad just happening to have a gas powered chainsaw (as opposed to an electric one). The kids' reaction seems genuine though, which is enough justification for me to enjoy this.