29 April, 2011

God Save You

Read this.

27 April, 2011

Where's the Placenta?

For all you Democrats toeing the party line out there, I want some answers about Obama's birth certificate. Oh sure his certificate "proves" that he was born in the US, but the bigger question is whether or not Obama was actually born and is not just our collective dreams manifesting themselves into office or maybe a lizardman.

Prove me wrong, pinkos. It's your move.

As an American citizen I deserve to see Barack Obama's placenta to prove that he wasn't bred in a lab. Bush showed us his placenta no problem, why does Obama keep on kicking the can down the road with his caul?

This Sure Takes Me Back

I was just reminiscing about how shitty Kiss is when I remembered that the guitarist of Limp Bizkit had his own stupid make-up gimmick and it reminded me of this sketch. And now you have some idea of the labyrinthine weirdness that makes my mind creak along.

What the fuck was wrong with me in junior high?

20 April, 2011

Mother Fucker Got His Priorities on Lock

A tornado took a man's burger and fries.

15 April, 2011

Words to Die By

To me, it's like Mike Tyson: he got to the top of the world and shit, and he stopped trainin'. Fuck that, you must never stop trainin'. Well you can stop if you want, if you're happy, but if you wanna go further.

--The RZA

11 April, 2011

Worth Re-Posting

The 38th Chamber from Douglas Haddow on Vimeo.

I just bought my first Wu Tang Clan album. I feel energized suddenly. Like an eighth grader. This is what it feels like to discover something millions of people have discovered before me. It's like entering into a club.

Something to Steal

It drives me crazy when I see something like this that's interesting, but I don't know how to use it. Oh well. I'll file it away in the back of my head. Maybe one of you can figure it out.

I mean, magic con artists. There's something there to sink your teeth into. That is substantial.

09 April, 2011

He Say You Brade Runna

I don't know why it took me this long to watch a documentary that has both Blade Runner and Mark Kermode. There's no real good answer for this.

God I love that movie.

I should read more Philip K. Dick. Again: I don't know why that is.

07 April, 2011

I Say "Godamn!"

Here's the perfect song to play to it--

You know what the best part is (Besides the dog almost wiping the guy out)? He's wearing a pin striped suit.

The Past is the Past

It's been a very blue day for me.

(via Modern Mechanics.)

Things My Dad Said Tonight

On putting soup in a bowl: "This is so complicated."

On Michael Jackson: "I don't understand why he never did the blues."

This is my life. This is the only one I have.

06 April, 2011

Why Wasn't I Made Aware?

05 April, 2011

What I've Got Stuck in My Head Today

I guess this blog is just becoming a link dump. Sorry. I've been pretty busy for the past couple of weeks (I've gone and got myself a job). It's really eating into my leisure time. So, unfortunately, my blog isn't exactly my priority right now.

Hopefully I'll have some writing and a few other things up soon. It should be a good year, I figure.

Oh Lordy

This is one hell of a blog idea.

I love looking at urban decay. Just as long as it isn't my city and they aren't building a condo over it, I love it. Entropy porn. It's fantastic.

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04 April, 2011

It's a Good Day For Pointless Videos

What if somebody filmed a slow motion video. . . in slow motion? Whooooooooooa. I don't think I could handle that.

Keeping it Simple This Week

Boom. There you go.

You're welcome.