27 April, 2011

Where's the Placenta?

For all you Democrats toeing the party line out there, I want some answers about Obama's birth certificate. Oh sure his certificate "proves" that he was born in the US, but the bigger question is whether or not Obama was actually born and is not just our collective dreams manifesting themselves into office or maybe a lizardman.

Prove me wrong, pinkos. It's your move.

As an American citizen I deserve to see Barack Obama's placenta to prove that he wasn't bred in a lab. Bush showed us his placenta no problem, why does Obama keep on kicking the can down the road with his caul?