19 September, 2010
I'm going to make a mash-up movies, The Man Who Would Be King to Earth. It's about two English con-men trying to make an alien the king of a Central Asian country.
It'll cost 85 million dollars and will only recoup one two-hundredth of its budget before the only surviving prints are shot into space, never to be spoken of again.
Either that or I'm going to make a movie where Tilda Swinton is sent back in time to replace 1970's David Bowie from killing the president of the United States. It'll be called North bi Northwest.